Eric Cartman

What Eric Cartman says about you

You got Cartman, which means you walk into every room assuming it is about to become your room. You are ambitious in a way that makes other people slightly nervous. When you want something, you don't hope for it. You build a plan, recruit helpers, and keep adjusting until it works. That energy is rare, and when it is pointed at something worthwhile, you are the most effective person in the group.

You are also very funny, and you know it. You read people quickly, figure out what they want to hear, and use it. Friends keep you around because nothing is ever boring when you are involved, even when they are annoyed with you, which is often.

The catch is that you hate losing more than you like winning. A small slight can stay with you for weeks, and you sometimes pick a fight just to prove a point nobody else remembers. Patience is not your thing either. If you learned to let one or two things go, you would be unstoppable. You probably won't, but it is worth mentioning.