Fox

What Fox says about you

Somehow you always know a guy, a shortcut, and a discount code, usually for the same situation. You read a room in seconds and tend to leave with what you came for. Rules interest you mainly as puzzles. Causing trouble isn't the goal. You just happen to see the gap in the fence before anybody else does.

When a plan collapses you already have another, and the replacement is often better. You adjust to new people and places quickly, your humor is dry and well timed, and you can talk your way into or out of nearly anything. On a day when everything goes sideways, you're the friend people are most relieved to see.

Being this sharp does backfire. Your shortcut sometimes takes longer than the main road would have, and you keep your real opinions so well hidden that people are unsure where they stand with you. Once a puzzle is solved, boredom arrives within the hour. What would happen if you took the ordinary route and showed a few people your cards? Most likely you'd still win, only with more company.